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Monday, September 18, 2017
South Park Moments
There are Malox moments, I need a Snickers moments; now allow me to introduce South Park moments.
Drum roll.....
Crazy things happen in the Baez house. Regular things with bad language also happen in the Baez house. This may be both of those things.
Anyone who has ever watched South Park should remember the "did you say the f word" episode. You don't? Here, watch this. I'll wait.
Okay, so today I drove the girls home from school instead of walking. All the cars were so backed up that the lane to turn left was taken up by people driving the wrong way to get to the pick up area. Naturally, I don't blame them, I'm a human too. But this meant we had to turn right out of the school and then drive almost aimlessly for a bit avoiding road work in strange places.
Naturally we broke into song. Specifically the following (sung to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands):
If you're a nazi and you're fired
It's your fault!
If you're a nazi and you're fired
It's your fault!
You were spotted in the mob
Now you've lost your fucking job!
If you're a nazi and you're fired
It's your fault!
(I linked a video because you haven't lived until you've heard it sung.)
So on to tonight. Normal after dinner conversation. I started telling my mother (aka Grandma) about the drive home from school. When I came to the part about the song, the girls and I just started singing. This is the conversation immediately following:
Grandma: Don't get them to sing that bad word. That's horrible.
Izzy: Nazi?
Grandma: No! Not Nazi.
Me: She means "fuck."
Lexi: So not Nazi?
And that, dear readers (all 8 of you) is how our afternoon went. I never claimed to be appropriate for children.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
FYI Friday
Zebras' stripes are likely related to the weather.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/01/150113-zebras-stripes-evolution-animals-science-africa/##close
You're welcome.
Saturday, September 10, 2016
Um, Heil Kitler?
I'm a big proponent of free speech. Even when I disagree with someone's ideas. Even when it's disgusting speech. So naturally, I tend to keep up with various government entities attempting to restrict what people can say - or sometimes even think. (A quick perusal of my Google Alerts would probably end with me being placed, sedated, in a padded room to wait for transfer to a reeducation camp.)
Usually these attempts at curtailing expression were done with good intentions. Since good intentions are the asphalt lining the road to hell, oftentimes the effects can be chilling. These effects can also be twisted hilarity.
The white supremacist blogosphere - and yes, there is actually is a such thing - is all atittle over an Austrian man being jailed and forced to apologize for posting pro Nazi sentiments on the internet.
Apparently, Austria does not consider a public trial to be a human right. The man's name wasn't released. (WTF?) He is only identified as a 38 year old man from a small town called Flachau. I did several image searches trying to find out what exactly this anonymous miscreant had posted, but found nothing.
Well, nothing except for this.
Since everybody knows that cats everywhere are secretly plotting to once again rule the world, maybe the cat should be brought in for questioning?
Friday, September 09, 2016
Saturday, September 03, 2016
Too tired to write anything witty, so here's a picture of Waffles in a laundry basket. You're welcome.
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Friday, September 02, 2016
Thursday, September 01, 2016
Woman Abuses Garbageman
Okay, so I have been sitting on the couch playing blocks with Lexi and doing some video editing.
I saw a video of a woman totally going off on her garbage man, and since I have wanted to learn how to work with video, I figured hey here's my chance.
I have also made a chicken noise ringtone because this woman does a damn good job of imitating a chicken. Want the ringtone? Shoot me an email - dorothybaez@yahoo.com.
I saw a video of a woman totally going off on her garbage man, and since I have wanted to learn how to work with video, I figured hey here's my chance.
I have also made a chicken noise ringtone because this woman does a damn good job of imitating a chicken. Want the ringtone? Shoot me an email - dorothybaez@yahoo.com.
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