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IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE CLASS BOSS

IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE CLASS BOSS

Hello boys and girls! I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you all to my kindergarten class. For the purpose of introduction, I am the class bully and so will be in charge of all candy distribution. You will not be allowed to get candy from anyone but me.

Now, you might be asking yourself, "Why should I have to buy my candy from this girl?"

The obvious answer is: I say I invented candy in the first place.

If you go elsewhere for candy, I will smear your name all over the playground about how dumb you are so your friends will not play with you. If in doubt, just remember what you've learned from your families experience with CPS.... then ask yourself if you really want to go up against anyone (like me) who would lie about you and twist your words, causing you untold pain and heartache. See why I am the obvious choice for your candy?

At some point in time there might be others who are qualified to sell candy to you. They will be given an opportunity to take my candy seller's course for $150, and at the time of their graduation, be pronounced 'good kids' (by me). You will know these people because I have given them my official Crayon stamp of approval, which I made up myself:) Their candy will be good because I pronounced it good. Remember though, these Certified candy sellers can be off my list anytime I say so.

To those of you who are complaining about me because others are giving out candy for free; I say just ignore these people because their candy is not as sweet as mine and might have poisoned razor blades in it. My candy is better because you had to pay me for it.

Besides, I invented candy in the first place. Remember?

In fact, I am going to tell the principal that the only reason they have candy to give away is because they stole it from me! Even though it is impossible to tell my candy from anybody else's, I will claim that it was mine, even though I do not account for my candy supply. I will get them in lots of trouble, and then I will be the only candy supplier.

For those of you who might be entertaining the notion of becoming candy suppliers yourself, I say good for you! Never mind there is no such thing as a 'candy suppliers license', or Candy Suppliers school, or any other organization which recognizes a certificate for such candy supplying in kindergarten. Just ignore this as well. I have set myself up as “Queen Bully of the Candy “. You will also need to forget the fact that my candy seller certificate is not a requirement anywhere.

CAUTION: The penalty for becoming a candy supplier without my express permission and without my official crayon scribble will make me very mad and I will put you on my “Bad Candy Suppliers List” and say all sorts of terrible things about you and make fun of you.

Never mind that the unauthorized candy suppliers have given candy away freely and without charge, and sometimes at great cost to themselves. I am the only child saying bad things about them but you can trust me (for no other reason than I said so). I realize that I answer to no one but myself, and there are monetary incentives for my wanting people to buy candy only from me and attend my candy seller's school.... again you have to just trust me (and may I remind you of the consequences if you don't trust me??: )

Do not listen to anyone who is trying to stop my candy selling/bully activities! These people are liars because I say so. I will add them to my 'Bad Candy Suppliers List' too.

I would like to thank all of my fellow kindergarten classmates who are now my new subjects, and look forward to a very long and happy (and for me prosperous) time together. Please take your place in line behind the few kids who are following me like so many ducks in a row. And may I commend my classmates for dismissing their discerning thoughts; the Bill of Rights is HIGHLY over-rated:) I will look forward to doing business with each and every one of you, either on the playground or in the principals office.

Your Class Bully,
Donna Sue Ostrum

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This is to notify Georgia Family Rights members that I personally, along with Georgia Family Rights as an organization, have been sued in federal court in Colorado by Suzanne Shell.

I am confident of having this action dismissed as to Georgia Family Rights, as well as dismissed regarding me personally.

Before that can happen, I will need to have an attorney file a jurisdictional motion on behalf of Georgia Family Rights, as an individual cannot represent a corporation pro se - this is true both in Georgia and in Colorado.

If any members have a preference for a specific attorney they would like to me use, please feel free to contact me privately.

I would like to ask that there be no discussion of this matter publicly on this group, as it would be inappropriate. In addition, I think it is usually best to ignore those who repeatedly engage in attention seeking behavior.

I will, of course, provide case updates, etc. to the group. Should any member have questions or comments, please contact one of the moderators privately so that we can answer your questions either privately or on the group, allowing anonymity to the member. I think this will prevent Mrs. Shell from frivolously adding any individual members to her lawsuit for the purposes of retaliation.

Should there be any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Dorothy

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White Trash Front Yard Contest!

Yesterday was a rough beginning to Christmas week. It had some weirdness and some absurdly comic elements, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Let me start at the beginning.....

Early yesterday morning, my 70 year old mother had eye surgery. She was so uncomfortable after the procedure that she was twitching, skaking, and crying. So I showed my ass a little bit and convinced those in charge that it would be best for all concerned (especially them) if my mother was given a shot for her pain.

I finally got Mom home, tucked her into her recliner and started popping Percocets into her mouth. She settled down, and slept comfortably. At least I hope she slept comfortably - I stopped asking her if she was okay every 10 minutes because I figured that if I kept it up, she might decide to kill me.

Then my 18 year old brought home a puppy that he had bought his girlfriend for Christmas. I'm not even going to go into my moral objection to giving living creatures as gifts. Suffice it to say that my child made a decision of questionable morality (in my eyes) and then brought the product of said decision into a house already filled with 2 and 4 legged family members. (Our family motto seems to be, "Anything nobody wants can come and live with us!") Pandemonium ensued.

Next, my 14 year old somehow managed to literally explode the toilet in his brother's bathroom. Momentarily setting aside the question of why the hell he wasn't using his own bathroom, let me just say that the toilet sounded like a cherry bomb going off. It was not a cherry bomb - I took all those away last summer - but some sort of freakish air pocket in the sewage lines. That's right - sewage. I must really be a bad mother. Poor kid came running, "Mama! Help!" The first words out of my mouth were, "For the love of all that's holy - don't touch me!" We worked for hours cleaning up the mess and trying to figure out how to fix the damn toilet. We didn't call the plumber because we made a collective, only briefly spoken, decision - we did not want to explain to a stranger that our house was spawning exploding toilets.

Before I go on I need to point out that I live in a tres tres upscale neighborhood. Houses in this area go from half a million to a million. Dollars, not copeks. This is an important element in explaining the absurdity that followed.

As this latest adventure was winding down, there was a knock at the door. It was a policeman. He had ventured across the threshold of normalcy into the lunatic asylum I call home to inform me that one of my neighbors had made a complaint about my family's "junk cars." I am not making this up: The cars in question are ones that we DRIVE. Not cars up on blocks with transmissions hanging from trees. Cars that we DRIVE. Older cars. Maybe rust spots in places, but fully tagged, insured and DRIVEN.

So, considering the end of the day, and how absolutely pissed off I am that some pretentious idiot living with all flash and no cash thinks our vehicles are unacceptable....I'm taking suggestions for some seriously tacky things I can do in my front yard. I've already considered moving my clothesline out there, but I'm really looking for seriously creative ideas.

Come on....have some holiday spirit and enter the "White Trash Front Yard Contest!"

Send me an email with your idea.


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Beginners' Tips On Tarot Readings

Tarot cards have been used for centuries to foretell how or if a certain event will come to pass in the future. I use tarot cards, along with some limited astrology work, as a tool with clients. Tarot cards are simply symbols of the unconscious mind, and as such, are highly effective helpers for inner exploration as well as more mundane situations such as career decisions, etc.

Often, beginners who are new to tarot find themselves overwhelmed by the thought of having to memorize the various meanings of 78 cards. It's important not to forget that there is more to reading the tarot than merely memorizing symbols and meanings. Oftentimes, the meanings of the cards will vary with their position in the spread. In my opinion, it's better to hone your intuition than to only concentrate on memorization. Sure, one can simply memorize all the card meanings, but usually this type of rote learning makes a reader who is as dry as a stack of multiplication flashcards.

Before anybody decides to hit me over the head with a bottle, let me say that I have spent years collecting and reading various reference books dealing with tarot symbolism. Even after 16 years of doing readings, I still sometimes stop to quickly research a particular nuance during a reading.

Tarot cards are a tool that gives us choices - They do not predict our fate, but show the most likely outcome of any proposed action. They're a perfect tool for making informed choices and adding to the decision making process. Yes, tarot is an amazing source of information....but how that information is utilized is ultimately up to us.


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The Importance of Asking Good Questions during a Tarot Reading

The Importance of Asking Good Questions during a Tarot Reading by Robert Melkonyan

Tarot cards are one of the most popular ways that psychics tell the future. As we all know, every tarot reading begins with a question. Your question will eventually determine whether the tarot cards will really give you the answer that you want or not. That is why there is a need to ask a very clear, relevant question even at the start of the session.



There are some guidelines that you need to know about the questions to be asked when your fortune is being told using these cards. By asking these questions, you will be sure that you will get the answer that you are really waiting for during a tarot reading.



First, you might want to ask a question which aims to know how something has evolved or came into being. This is quite a great question to ask once you are quite confused about a particular situation and you want to know the possible outcome that may spring from it. Asking this type of question during a tarot reading will provide you a clear background on the actions to take regarding your dilemma and to find out where the difficulties will eventually take place.



Another effective question to ask during a tarot reading is about what to do in a certain situation. By doing this, you are simply asking the tarot to give you some advice on a particular concern that you have at the moment. With this question, the tarot cards will give you a relevant means of action that you should do in order to overcome the dilemma.



Asking about the personalities or characteristics of some people is also an effective tarot question. If you have a misunderstanding with a friend or a loved one and you really want to know why has he or she been acting as such, you can get more than enough responses during a tarot reading. You can also ask about the existing background of the problem so as you will be able to know the next action to consider.



There are other questions that people tend to ask during a tarot reading. Many people think that these are good questions, but actually they are not. Tarot cards have a tendency to give such vague responses once that certain questions have been asked. A simple yes or no question is not really good during a tarot reading. Questions like, “Will I be able to get the job,” or “Will we break up soon” seem quite good, but these can elicit vague responses from the cards. Another vague question would be asking the cards about a particular course of action that you have to take. Asking the tarot cards questions like “Should I leave him or not,” or “Will I go to Spain or to France?” are definitely going to give you vague responses. Tarot cards focus on the existing situation of someone’s life, and it eventually will give you measures on how to get through your problems, but it will not give you clear responses for closed questions.



Once that you have followed these guidelines, you will surely get the responses that you want from the age-old dilemma that you want to solve.


A psychic reading makes a great Christmas gift!



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